Barack Obama has been the target of a whole lot of mud-slinging in the past few months. While that’s not unusual in presidential elections, I dare say that it’s unusual to sink to such desperate lows as labeling the opponent as the antichrist and a terrorist. The worst part is that there are actually a whole lot of people who bought that crap.
Well, despite all of the negative campaigning, I am happy to say that we will be referring to Barack Obama as “Mr. President” before too long.
The following is a list of phrases that I intend to use at frequent intervals:
- “Suck it, cons.”
- “Democracy, bitches!”
- “This is for the past eight years.” (Followed by a severe beating.)
In all seriousness, it’s pretty awesome that I can say that I participated in this historic event. Whether or not you’re still quibbling over just how black Barack Obama is, his victory shows that America isn’t just a bunch of racist rednecks. In fact, they’re the minority.
I’m looking forward to finding out just how Fox “News” reacts to this turn of events. With any luck, their reaction will be sudden implosion. For now, though, I must sleep.
Start packing your shit, George.
